Is there a cowboy-themed pun thread?

[Benjo]

I mean, come on, let's not horse around here. 

[Sir Wrinklebutt]

Take my hat to that one, don't really want to get saddled with bad puns though

5 minutes ago, Benjo said:

I mean, come on, let's not horse around here. 

 

[Benjo]

1 minute ago, Sir Wrinklebutt said:

Take my hat to that one, don't really want to get saddled with bad puns though

They are good if they spur things on though. 

[Sir Wrinklebutt]

Always willing to get roped in too

In the mane, puns are fun

[Benjo]

1 minute ago, Sir Wrinklebutt said:

In the mane, puns are fun

I find they create a stable atmosphere

[Sir Wrinklebutt]

Hay, slow it down, trotting them out at a gallop now ...

 

[Benjo]

Just now, Sir Wrinklebutt said:

Hay, slow it down, trotting them out at a gallop now ...

I like to go for the shotgun approach

[Sir Wrinklebutt]

Agreed, you are quick on the draw

[Benjo]

This has become quite the duel. 

[Sir Wrinklebutt]

High Noon it is then ... unless I get the bullet

 

[Hazed0NE]

If you wear cowboy clothing, does that make you ranch dressing? 

Is this how this thread works? 

[Benjo]

28 minutes ago, Hazed0NE said:

If you wear cowboy clothing, does that make you ranch dressing? 

Is this how this thread works? 

Kinda, but puns are less about direct jokes and more about talking normally but dropping references in. 

That's what they revolver round anyway. 

[Grey Gato]

13 hours ago, Benjo said:

Kinda, but puns are less about direct jokes and more about talking normally but dropping references in. 

That's what they revolver round anyway. 

I knew you wouldn’t steer us wrong. Saying otherwise would be a bunch of bull... 

[Sir Wrinklebutt]

14 hours ago, Benjo said:

 

That's what they revolver round anyway. 

That one is the best yet .. Kudos Mr wordsmith