You have got to be kitten me!
Thanks for the warm welcome, partner. I’m sure we’ll get along just fine. I do not figure we’ll be seein any cat fights in these parts. I’m sure we’ll get along purrfectly!
That is great advice. Everyone should be taking heed of it.
So anyhoo...
The two cats walk into a bar. The bartender asks the first cat, “Why so down in the mouth, pal?” The second cat replies, “Oh, don’t mind him. He just ate some duck!”