So, I was out strolling one day and decided to go loot that small lakeside cabin southeast of Shady Belle. Been there and done so many times, so I expected to walk away with some canned food, gun oil, and whatever else is normally found there. But today was different and I was treated to this ghastly sight.
A murder! How terrible! I'm sure he was a fine Southern gentleman, racist as f**k and all, so I decide to investigate and see if I could find the culprits behind this tragedy. I begin my investigation and I quickly find this ... a blood trail!
It can only be the killer or killers, so I follow it outside.
So far no evidence like a murder weapon, but what kind of detective would I be if I didn't follow the only lead I can find? A terrible one, I tell you! Anyway, I follow the trail out into the swamp and I find...
His murderers! Or were they simply guests and murdered themselves by the real culprit? The evidence here is clear and obvious and the perpetrator of this heinous crime clear!
Yup, mystery solved! But that's not all! Here's a bonus mystery for all of you to solve on your own!
Just how the f**k did Uncle get his horse up there? 🤨