Do you like cats. The digital ones?

[MaryW]

Virtual = my reality.
What's the diff.
Give us a shnugg little beauty. I know you don't like it until special trust but come here. Purrrrr.
Want a lickle slice of couger meat, hmmm.
Yesh, yesh you do.
I'll have to try that, make squinty eyes and drop off a carcass, start a kitty war

 

Edited February 3, 2019 by MaryW

[Born Homicidal]

cats truly are the best

[MaryW]

True.
These online ones won't give you the time of day. Mine would sit behind my specs if her fat arse didn't bump my forehead. (Not true, Polly, don't know why I said it. Stop looking at me like that!!!)
They're guarding the granary, mouse pouncing.

 

[MaryW]

A smunch furrtive
*******************

I saw a little cat about a minute ago
Meeow meeow
Meeow meeow meeow
She looked a total cutey so I had to follow
Meeow meeow
Meeow meeow meeow

Looking at me from the top of the stairs
Look left,
Look right
We got goosepimple hairs
Meeow meeow
Meeow meeow meeow

Took it one paw further asked how do you do?
I'm known round here as Polly Poo.
Spent a bright day circling the sink
And if you get in close you can see her yawns stink

The buttons on her hairy feet
Near her spikey spikey toes
Zactly the same same pink
That colours up her dainty nose
Meeow meeow
Meeow meeow meeow

Don't know how to end this
Without seeming wierd
She's the prettiest face with fleas in her beard
Might treat her if she's in luck
Fill her with meat,
Whisker's Chicken and Duck!
Meeow Meeow
Meeow meeow meeow

Like all rock and roll songs
She died in a crash
A mother****ing spaceship and a sh*t load of hash
She had the brakes on, they were tight to the wheels
Said, hey baby, this is one of lifes deals.

KABOOM

So I got a new cat. X

[Skrylaxx]

I love that they have cats just wondering about. I am a cat person so naturally, I would much rather be surrounded by virtual puss than dogs.