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MaryW
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Howdy CowPeeps, I hope you're all enjoying the holiday season and getting overweight on mince pies and plain venison.

Well, the other day I was at camp with the white flag raised crafting and cooking some things when two griefers turned up.
Cos I play as a woman even though I'm a bloke these two dudes thought it would be funny to stick their crotches in my face while I was crouched. Then they tried shooting, lassoing and all the usual things people do when they're bored.
Revenge is due, my friends, I thought.
Do you know you can lower the white flag without standing near it? You can do it from the d-pad.
While the flag was raised I got these dudes used to having a gun aimed at them. Then to wind them up I stood in front of them and drank a beer. Then when they were grouped together I lowered the white flag (from the d-pad) and took them out. By the time they'd respawned and returned the flag was back up and they were p*ssed.
I sat on my horse, waited for them to calm down and to distract them again I put on my polka dot frock, jumped off the horse and arrogantly drank another beer at them, lowered the white flag from the d-pad and killed them again.
They stupidly came back unaware they were being outwitted so I mounted up and just followed them around the camp until they got bored. When they rode off at speed I killed them yet again. They came back and this time the flag was already lowered and I was just standing there. They approached but didn't draw weapons.
So I killed them.

The moral is, don't come to my home waving your willy about cos you might just get castrated :D

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7 hours ago, MaryW said:

They approached but didn't draw weapons.
So I killed them.

LOL I don't know why but reading this in my head made me laugh. I could just picture you standing there and just randomly shooting these dudes and they flip out. 

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On 12/30/2018 at 10:07 AM, MaryW said:

The moral is, don't come to my home waving your willy about cos you might just get castrated :D

I have this same rule IRL. If you come at me with your pants down, you aren't going to be too pleased with the end result. lol

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They did flip out, elmZ. I don't know if I was imagining it but I felt every second of their impotent rage, lol. Bless 'em!
And yes, liquidfire, at my real home the door is always open but the rule is, don't be a di*k :D

 

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