MaryW Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 (edited) Howdy CowPeeps, I hope you're all enjoying the holiday season and getting overweight on mince pies and plain venison. Well, the other day I was at camp with the white flag raised crafting and cooking some things when two griefers turned up. Cos I play as a woman even though I'm a bloke these two dudes thought it would be funny to stick their crotches in my face while I was crouched. Then they tried shooting, lassoing and all the usual things people do when they're bored. Revenge is due, my friends, I thought. Do you know you can lower the white flag without standing near it? You can do it from the d-pad. While the flag was raised I got these dudes used to having a gun aimed at them. Then to wind them up I stood in front of them and drank a beer. Then when they were grouped together I lowered the white flag (from the d-pad) and took them out. By the time they'd respawned and returned the flag was back up and they were p*ssed. I sat on my horse, waited for them to calm down and to distract them again I put on my polka dot frock, jumped off the horse and arrogantly drank another beer at them, lowered the white flag from the d-pad and killed them again. They stupidly came back unaware they were being outwitted so I mounted up and just followed them around the camp until they got bored. When they rode off at speed I killed them yet again. They came back and this time the flag was already lowered and I was just standing there. They approached but didn't draw weapons. So I killed them. The moral is, don't come to my home waving your willy about cos you might just get castrated X Edited December 30, 2018 by MaryW 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elmZ Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 7 hours ago, MaryW said: They approached but didn't draw weapons. So I killed them. LOL I don't know why but reading this in my head made me laugh. I could just picture you standing there and just randomly shooting these dudes and they flip out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidfire Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 On 12/30/2018 at 10:07 AM, MaryW said: The moral is, don't come to my home waving your willy about cos you might just get castrated I have this same rule IRL. If you come at me with your pants down, you aren't going to be too pleased with the end result. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryW Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share Posted January 1, 2019 They did flip out, elmZ. I don't know if I was imagining it but I felt every second of their impotent rage, lol. Bless 'em! And yes, liquidfire, at my real home the door is always open but the rule is, don't be a di*k :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeedyBeagle Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 You sir (er...Ma'am) are a LEGEND 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Coca-Cola Kid Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 haha GOT EM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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