Because of the article. Which happened while we were dating.
Also, THE Mrs. Creed makes her look like a "2". Coincidentally, I bumped into the ex about six months ago. The last fifteen years have been... more charitable to my rugged good looks than to her now rugged looks.
Edit: for reference, Mrs. Creed was a state champion in discus in high school, and won the ACC Championship three straight years ('95-'97). I married so far above my pay grade, it's ridiculous.